Marriage Explorer Pillows

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"OK, now what?"

'You should have told me you couldn't do it with the light on before we got married!'

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"I was TOO listening. I just wasn't caring."

"Your what?"

'Don't cry, Roger - Maybe next time, eh?'

'The trial marriage was going okay, until a surprise witness showed up.'

'The mortgage I can handle, but I also have an adjustable-rate wife.'

'You may have to go through the pain barrier today.'

Husband wearing blinkers on holiday.

'Second door on the left.'

'Yammering? When we got married, you were fascinated by my every word.'

'Honey, why do you always put me int he rear seat of you patrol car when you give me a lift home?'

"As long as we're renewing our vows, I'd like to trade him in for a newer model."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'