Marital Explorers Pillows

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

His and Hers Wedding

"OK, now what?"

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

Mrs. Almighty.

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

'No fooling around. I'm a very jealous guy.'

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

"Well, the flocking together is amazing, but sometimes I wonder if that's all we have in common."

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!