Marital Explorers T-Shirts

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

His and Hers Wedding

"OK, now what?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

Mrs. Almighty.

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

'Oh no, it's not sex night again, is it'

"Well, the flocking together is amazing, but sometimes I wonder if that's all we have in common."

"Decision time folks! Will you come back next week and try for the baby?"

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"