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"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

'Well, I heard he was a player.'

Tasty.

'I never sleep with someone on the first date, so oncve we've had mad passionate intercourse you'll have to leave'

"I must have gotten it from the internet."

"WE hooked up on spacebook."

"Oh, I'm not going to marry him. He's just my beta version guy."

"Will you still love me when I outearn you?"

"Alexa, you're not quite what I was expecting!"

Tinder for Cats

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

First love.

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

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"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

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"My aloofness is a mask."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Tunnel of Life and Love

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"