Romantic Escapade Seekers Prints

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

Six arms, no waiting.

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

'Not now, Lord!'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

Fourplay.

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.