Island Adventure Seeker Gifts

"After 20 years, saved at last."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'I'm not criticizing your picks, Gary, I'm just saying maybe they're not the first thing I would have grabbed.'

'Where's the rest of the shipwrecked crew?'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

BEWARE of man-eating palm tree.

'I hope none of you are married?'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

'Offshored jobs. Make cash. Work at home. To contact: Build big fire.'

"Halleljujah! I'm saved!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Easter Island legs

Tourists

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Beach con-man.

Desert Island Meals.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Cannonball!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

'Thank-you God.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"