Island Paradise Seekers Gifts

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'See you in two weeks!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

I love my Uke.

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

"We've got a problem."

~ S.O.S.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Lei-ing Hens

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Football fan

"I spy something blue."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

Aloha!

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

"For Valentine's Day. I thought you might enjoy breakfast in bed."

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"Are you talking to me?"

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'