Summer Holiday Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Yes, I know you don't want to go back to school, but you have to...you're a teachers!"

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Camping.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Beer Parasol.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

The Perfect Cannonball

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Summertime.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Where the Wild Things Summer

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

'No surf?'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"Yipeee!"

Eating ice cream.

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'