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"I hope you all brought books to read."

A mosquito writes a letter to a camper's parents in blood.

"I always end up being attracted to the ones who wear cheap insect repellent."

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

"The idea of swamping the canoe is to practice un-swamping it."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Building a Shelter

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'I mean...'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Reverse Mortgage.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"You took too long!"

'Okay guys - lights out!'

I love campsites!

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?