Nature Explorer Prints

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"Darn, it's another bald-crowned big bellied male."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

"Can you outrun a bear?" "No, but I think I can outrun you."

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

'Take my word for it, this looks like a good career move.'

'You're right - we don't belong here.'

"Don't panic. There's another sign up ahead."

'Did you order meals on wheels?'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Nope, I'm squeezing as hard as I can, that is one stuck pig."

'Hunting, hunting, hunting!.. Just once couldn't you draw a nice gathering scene?!

'When it comes to stress relief, I believe in a holistic approach.'

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'Sure, it's all fun and games until someone loses an iPhone.'

Ducks following a child.

Road less travelled filled with people.

Scenic Look OUT!!

"Face it - we're lost."

Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.

Zebra Stripes Caught In Tree.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'But, your Majesty, what's the point of being busy bees if this so-called Beekeeper always steals our honey?'

Warning: Slippery slope of over-used metaphors ahead (majestic pines, crystal streams, etc.). Writers are advised to take alternate path.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

"Bob tells me you hunt."

Spot's favourite trick was to take a friend deep into the forest and baffle them with the laws of probability...

'Did you notice the beehive next door?'

'See what happens when you feed the bears.'

'So it's the Red Lion, followed by the Rose and Crown, and then on to the Horse and Hounds.'

'I've been retaining water lately.'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...