Pioneering Gifts

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'You'd be perfect to pioneer new sales markets.'

'I wish they would put brake lights on these wagons.'

" … on the other hand I can empathize with their desire to come here in search of jobs."

Pioneers of the ancient west

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Early American Think Tank.

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'And I say it's a trick!'

Seeing the elephant.

Davy Crocat

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

Brigham Young

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'Now this is my kind of green!'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Disco Owls

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

X-RAY

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."