Proof Pioneer Mugs

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Queen of Quinoa

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"So how much money do you make?"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

'Wheel.'

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'