Digital Transformation Fans Gifts

"This is your final ransom note. We are going paperless, please go to www. to sign up."

'Oh no. Your dad had turned into a caveman again!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

"I can be changed!"

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

Digital providers to expand to 150 NHS practices

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

Putin and some Russian hackers

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

"I keep it on to remind me that I managed to escape a life of crime before I was in too deep."

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

Fun at the Office #523: LUTHER LOOSEFOGLE BECOMES A SUPERVISOR

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

We know your e-mail address!

"I'd like a second opinion, preferably from a woman."

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

Caterpillar emerges from cocoon as a 'Super Butterfly'.

"Be back soon. Self check in."