Digital Transformation Gifts

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

"Everything is in the Cloud."

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

"I hate people using the cloud."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

"Before we decide that TV is dead, can someone tell what digital marketing is?"

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

"Mom, he's following me on Facebook. Can I keep him?"

National Archives

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

Digital providers to expand to 150 NHS practices

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

Redundant horse searches for the definition of 'giddy up' online.