Digital Transformation Gifts

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

"Everything is in the Cloud."

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

"I hate people using the cloud."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Before we decide that TV is dead, can someone tell what digital marketing is?"

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

National Archives

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

Digital providers to expand to 150 NHS practices

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

Redundant horse searches for the definition of 'giddy up' online.

"You just download the app and it stores all your nuts in the cloud."

"I'll tell you what: I'll clean up your room, you clean up my laptop."

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'