Digital Transformation Lover Gifts

Woman at computer thinking 'Time to download a new me upgrade.'

Digital providers to expand to 150 NHS practices

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

"This is my last shift, I've been replaced by some bitch called Alexa."

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

Progress

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"It's for global cooling."

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

Swiss Knife With Computer Cursor

Ascent of Digital Man

"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

The revised 12 days of Christmas

Nothing came between Tony and his mobile.

Archaeologists find a book.

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"God bless Mommy, Daddy, my puppy and my Xbox 360 – but not necessarily in that order – amen."

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

"Daddy?How do you get eggs out of a disc drive?"