Digital Transformation Follower Gifts

"I'm not sure I'd call ourselves victims of print's decline, but it sure is getting harder to sell fake magazine subscriptions."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

Digital providers to expand to 150 NHS practices

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

'Your wealth is no longer on paper. It's in cyberspace.'

Welcome to Computer Villa. Can I help you? Counseling services. For years, Apple and Google were allies going up against Microsoft. I rooted for them against the evil empire from Redmond. Everything felt right. But then Google and Apple started competing - first in the phone business, then in music and mobile search! Get in the line with the others. Others? I can't take the tension. It's like mommy versus daddy. Children of divorced high-tech partners. Did I cause this? Is it my fault? Why don't

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

"Be back soon. Self check in."

President's Day is boring. Try looking up some of our great leaders. Click click click. Find any you want to be like? Lots! The presidents of Google, Facebook and World of Warcraft.

....What if pets had social media?

Vinyl Records CD's. It's odd that it was revolutionary when we stopped listening to music stored on spinning media.

"I'm waiting for the Sue Gray report to come out as an NFT."

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

'I don't care if it is free...It's not much of a view!'

"Everything is in the Cloud."

'Why are you still here? I deleted you.'

"I'm just saving our records to the cloud."

"I'm writing down the address of our website where you can go to logon and download your speeding ticket."