Digital Transformation Follower Gifts

"I'm not sure I'd call ourselves victims of print's decline, but it sure is getting harder to sell fake magazine subscriptions."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

Digital providers to expand to 150 NHS practices

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

'Your wealth is no longer on paper. It's in cyberspace.'

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

"I'm waiting for the Sue Gray report to come out as an NFT."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

....What if pets had social media?

"Be back soon. Self check in."

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

"Everything is in the Cloud."

'Why are you still here? I deleted you.'

"I'm just saving our records to the cloud."

"My leadership skills?!! I'm admin for 17 WhatsApp groups."

'We've been told to put more of our services online!'