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"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

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'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

Honesty in retail

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

They get into debt so fast these days...

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."