Digital Advertising Fan Gifts

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Advertising on the internet.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

A woman watches football on her computer.

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

Aren't all gifts free?

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

'Now I'm getting those 'Psychic Pal' commercials when I dream!'

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

"It would be faster for you to do this online."

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

eBook signing,