Advertising Strategies Fan Gifts

'Where's our 'courteous, low-key sales professional'?'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

Carrot & nose on sticks.

Aren't all gifts free?

'I'm afraid, Mr.Siimkins, that you have been badly advised - Birmingham is NOT a tax haven. . .'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

"He's just come back from a 'managing stress' course...He learnt all sorts of strategies for dealing with pressure...maybe he could show us some of them if he ever wakes up."

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

'Go to the bank and see if it's still there'

'You've got it made - as long as it's made in China.'

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

'The Humpty-Dumpty project is way over budget.'

"I had a brainstorm at the Existential Marketing Seminar. What if we did nothing?"

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."

I make the plans, then it's your job to see they get carried out

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

'There's nothing wrong with entering magazine sweepstakes - but have you folks considered any other retirement plans?'

"Well yes, going over the fence would be one option: Step aside, I'll try my way first..."

"Apparently, I'm a key demographic in the eyes of most major advertisers. You must hate that."

The only razor endorsed by CACTUS MAN!

'... And writing columns critical of the team, its coaches and its players...'

'Apparently it's a totally new approach to banking.'

They were the Magnificent Seven of Sales, but two of them were sick that day.