Truth In Advertising Fan Gifts

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Aren't all gifts free?

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

"The improvement is the higher price."

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

And this is one we made earlier.

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"It's not as good a deal as it sounds - it's based on THEIR lifetime."

"Thanks to Trump, no one cares if we lie now in our advertisements or press releases."

'A nice feature of this office, the view from that window won't distract you from your work.'

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

'Now I'm getting those 'Psychic Pal' commercials when I dream!'

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

The only razor endorsed by CACTUS MAN!

'Where's our 'courteous, low-key sales professional'?'

'Customers aren't paying us because our ads claim that our siding will pay for itself!'

The world famous floating legion of worms

'Advertisers target everyone except me.'

'That's the tenth time this week you've received a 'Once in a lifetime' offer!'

Bobblehead Give Away Night.

Sanitary Towels - 'now with wings', are flying out the window