Truth In Advertising Fan Prints

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

Aren't all gifts free?

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

"The improvement is the higher price."

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

And this is one we made earlier.

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"It's not as good a deal as it sounds - it's based on THEIR lifetime."

"Thanks to Trump, no one cares if we lie now in our advertisements or press releases."

'A nice feature of this office, the view from that window won't distract you from your work.'

Bad news for Tony the Tiger. I've got something to tell you and I'm not going to sugarcoat it.

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

'Now I'm getting those 'Psychic Pal' commercials when I dream!'

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

'Where's our 'courteous, low-key sales professional'?'

In a trade reminiscent of Johnny Damon to the Yankees, Santa Claus signs with Gimbel's for big bucks and shaves his face.

The only razor endorsed by CACTUS MAN!

'Customers aren't paying us because our ads claim that our siding will pay for itself!'

Bobblehead Give Away Night.

'Fill your trolley with our big sale, they said in the ad.'

'Advertisers target everyone except me.'

'Can I help it if I have to eat 15 bowls of my cereal to equal Total?'