Digital Advertising Fan Pillows

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Advertising on the internet.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

A woman watches football on her computer.

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

Aren't all gifts free?

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

'Now I'm getting those 'Psychic Pal' commercials when I dream!'

Bad news for Tony the Tiger. I've got something to tell you and I'm not going to sugarcoat it.

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

Tweeted

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."

eBook signing,

"It would be faster for you to do this online."