Media Promoter Gifts

Trucker advertises his podcast.

'How fast can you hype?'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"And in what could be the biggest development for Hispanics in the history of the United States...hold it...I've just been told Hispanic Heritage Month is officially over. When we come back...hidden cameras in bathrooms! Only on the news at 5!"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

Garage Music

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

"A new survey shows only 3% of Americans take surveys, but everyone believes the stupid things."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Make love not war

'Hang on a minute - I think there's something else down here!'

"We should appeal to their greed, without, of course, actually appealing to their greed."

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

An honesty of agents

"Don't peddle your new book until the seminar's over."

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"Narrative play is dead."

F&E Cable Co. Sports. Movies. Special. 500 Channels. When you list the options in the cable package, call it "BBC America," not "The English Channel."

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

THE RISE OF WOMEN'S BOXING

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'