Pastime Promoter Gifts

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Bouncing baby

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Club DJ.

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'I've been made junior partner.'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"Narrative play is dead."

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"That's great, but you still have to walk more."

"So much for that publicity stunt."

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.