Pastime Promoter Gifts

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'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Eldrow

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Bouncing baby

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'I've been made junior partner.'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Club DJ.

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

THE RISE OF WOMEN'S BOXING

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

The Supreme Court and the March of Progress

"Narrative play is dead."

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"That's great, but you still have to walk more."

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Juggler

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.