Childcare Professional Gifts

'It was a great idea to open a day care center for kids whose parents are hunting and gathering.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

Oil Rig with Day Care Centre.

Mars Poppins

"Hey! Who's this little guy?"

'What do you mean, a 'bath-oil spill'?'

Little Old Lady Day Care

"Wouldn't a teething ring be better than a house-brick?"

Experienced babysitter.

Free Hugs

Uh oh. I better call the sitter.

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

'Nanny being congratulated on arrival of new baby'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Silencing the baby

"I can't right now. I have to pick the kids up then eat them."

IVF Slut

"Just wait until your nanny gets here."

"I don't like to define myself by whose nanny I am."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

In the Guru District

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Children's Parties

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.