Child Care Worker Pillows

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

In the Guru District

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Madonna of the Pukes.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Interior design trends for parents....

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."