Seasonal Marketing Pillows

"Seems to start earlier every year."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Easter Egg Delivery

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"Maybe this year..."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

A woman buries her broken heart

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

Poinsettia

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

New for Fall

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"

Autumn: A Time for Reflection

December 24th and the December 26th.