Seasonal Products Pillows

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Devi's brew?"

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Easter Egg Delivery

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

Hot Chestnuts

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Basic Instinct

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Christmas Socks

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

New for Fall

'It's blueberry... Blackbirds are out of season.'

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.

Now in Pumpkin Spice!

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

"This doesn't feel right..."

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

"And that's the real difference between summer and winter. Saucepans. Lots of saucepans."

'You're definitely a winter.'

First Robins of Spring on a Stick