Seasonal Products Pillows

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Devi's brew?"

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Easter Egg Delivery

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

Hot Chestnuts

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Basic Instinct

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Christmas Socks

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

New for Fall

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

'It's blueberry... Blackbirds are out of season.'

'You're definitely a winter.'

'Great. Looks like I'll be packing on more weight.'

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

Now in Pumpkin Spice!

"This doesn't feel right..."

"And that's the real difference between summer and winter. Saucepans. Lots of saucepans."

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

First Robins of Spring on a Stick