Seasonal Foods Pillows

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

Hot Chestnuts

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Panettone

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Devi's brew?"

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Easter Egg Delivery

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Say it with Pierogies"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Basic Instinct

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

Now in Pumpkin Spice!

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

"I must have been frozen -- is this the future?"

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

First Robins of Spring on a Stick

"This doesn't feel right..."

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.

"And that's the real difference between summer and winter. Saucepans. Lots of saucepans."