Seasonal Cooking Pillows

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

"And that's the real difference between summer and winter. Saucepans. Lots of saucepans."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Ode to a Grill

Turkey Autopsy

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Devi's brew?"

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Easter Egg Delivery

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

Hot Chestnuts

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

Basic Instinct

Making Christmas Pudding.

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

Christmas Socks

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

I love Sprouts