'Maybe you'd be interested in our easy-pay, 12-month plan. That'd take you up to next Christmas.'
Seasonal Spendthrifts Pillows
Bring comfort and humor together with pillows that decorate their home with a witty nod to holiday spending. An amusing addition to any seasonal setting, these pillows make relaxing even more delightful.
A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth
"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."
"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."
"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"
'Shove' (at big sale).
STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"
Jeans sale
'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'
December 24th and the December 26th.
'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'
'Great. Looks like I'll be packing on more weight.'
"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"
The cost of Halloween.
'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'
"Trick or Treat - sorry, cash only."
'It must of crept on over christmas...'
'Autumn collection' with clothes fallen off rails like leaves.
Thanksgiving is a time to think about what you have. Christmas is a time to think about what you don't have.
'Spring's early again this year dear.'
That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.
"I'm depressed that summer is over. Let's go to the mall and look at Christmas stuff."
"I've noticed there's no tree in the cafe. No decorations....nothing."
'It must be New Year's Day....there are Easter eggs in the shop windows!'
The True Meaning of Christmas
"Give me a couple of more days in the stores and there'll be no more talk of recession."
Christmas Coat Sale
Austerity Christmas Crackers.
Many stores not restocking...
Months on a calendar are against their relation to August.
'Christmas is considered to be a time of joy! Especially for the Credit Card companies!'
"Ooh, I need this!"
Winter is coming...
'Austerity means making my Happy Hour drink last all night.'
Only 365 Shopping Days Until Xmas.
Seasonal Spendthrifts Pillows Collection
Seasonal Spendthrifts Mugs
Looking for more holiday cheer? Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the seasonal spendthrift with witty and festive designs.
Seasonal Spendthrifts Prints
Decorate with our fun and festive prints that capture the spirit of holiday spending in a humorous way, perfect for any seasonal home update.
Seasonal Spendthrifts T-Shirts
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