Holiday Spender Pillows

Rosh Hashanah Expenses

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Red for me, please.'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'Happy New Year!'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

'I love holidays!'

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

'I'm prepared to do something different as long as it offers me the same 364 days off a year.'

So glad you could make it!

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'Stop that! We're not on holiday now!'

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

Holidays are Here, Think!

"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"

Television and Christmas Sales

"Just what I wanted."

The only sound preventative health advice for holiday eating.

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

"I sometimes wonder what view the locals take of tourists."