Holiday Spender Gifts

Rosh Hashanah Expenses

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'Red for me, please.'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

'Happy New Year!'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

'Your check to 'Hooters' bounced, ironically enought.'

'I love holidays!'

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

'I'm prepared to do something different as long as it offers me the same 364 days off a year.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

So glad you could make it!

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

"I sometimes wonder what view the locals take of tourists."

'Stop that! We're not on holiday now!'

Television and Christmas Sales

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

Holidays are Here, Think!

"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"

"Just what I wanted."

The only sound preventative health advice for holiday eating.