Seasoning Sorcerer Pillows

'Needs salt!'

"Oh...and I added some pepper to that soup you're making on the stove."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Computer Expert

Witch's Brew.

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'Just call me Delia...'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'I don't care WHO started it!'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

Heavenwood

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

Vegan Voldemort