King Salmon Seeker Gifts

'Edgar hooked a thirty-pound king salmon on his ultra-light. He goes for counselling tomorrow.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Myths and legends...

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Segregated Beach

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Dolphin

Man indignant at having caught no fish

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

'No surf?'

The Salmon Fisherman

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"Holy water, holy water...."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"We're luckier than most people..."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

The Specimen Hunter

Another Victim of Beach Brain

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

'Sorry I'm late'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

No Loitering

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.