King Salmon Seeker Gifts

'Edgar hooked a thirty-pound king salmon on his ultra-light. He goes for counselling tomorrow.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Myths and legends...

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Segregated Beach

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Dolphin

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

The Salmon Fisherman

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'No surf?'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"Holy water, holy water...."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

The Specimen Hunter

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

Another Victim of Beach Brain

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

"We're luckier than most people..."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

'Sorry I'm late'

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

No Loitering

Farm-raised salmon visit the big city.

Lean beef