Aquatic Animal Admirer Mugs

I'm having trouble breathing.

'That hunchbacked white is singing our song.'

Snapping turtle: 'OK, I'm sorry I snapped at you!'

Whale Whale Whale.

"Excuse me, where's the bathroom?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

"You're such a good listener."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Piranhaclaus

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Spring Training

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"He's gone goth"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'