River Admirer Mugs

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Under the Trees at the River Bank

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The one that got away

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Artifishial Intelligence

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

Easter Island Shades...

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Rocket and Witch Race

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"It makes me want to pee."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Fishing direction sign.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"