River Admirer Mugs

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Under the Trees at the River Bank

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Rocket and Witch Race

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Greenwich in the Season'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"It makes me want to pee."

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Fishing direction sign.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"