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"XIVth Street"

If life was fair.

Commuting bishop uses crook to hold on to tube train strap.

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

'For a minute there I thought he was going to make it.'

The European Locomotive from Angela's Merkelwerke

'The Railway Juggernaut of 1845'

Passengers checking for their train

"I'm on the train."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Trainspotters'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Oh great...another new tie.'

"Stan, are you sure this is going to work?"

A Victorian train carriage.

Next Train 45 Minutes - 'Now the government is back in charge I'll take it with a pinch of salt.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'Oh no...a social-leper colony.'

'Will you knock it off! You're getting out of line.'

Rail fare increases.

Commuter Questionnaire

'We have two classes - first and children.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

"May I borrow your mobile..."

Strategic Rail Authority to Richard Branson - 'I'm afraid you'll have to stand, all the seats are taken.'

"I want two days and one dazzling night on the Orient Express!"

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

The Railway Dragon

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

Workers board the Underground Train