Model Train Collector Gifts

'I understand the chap next door is keen on model trains.'

Tuareg discuss the merits of an 'O' gauge locomotive.

Model Building

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

Raw Piano Bar

"A man and his choo-choo."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Secular Cloisters

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

The little engine that could, but didn't feel like it

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

Spiro & Pusho in the fast food restaurant.

Model steam train pulls into a station

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

Replacement Bus Service

"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway

Small boy at a railway station says he requires a compartment to hisself because he has to smoke

A hitman sitting next to a fishbowl with a model of a drowned man

Train Spotter

'You and your toy trains...'

Important dates in Latino history: Four years ago, lowrider cars changed history.

Captain goes to hide in his secret lair...to play with his train set.

Station sign: 'You actually live here?'

Oftrack - 'It's the body that deals with derailment complaints!'

Ship in a Bottle.

Angry White Males.