Model Train Collector Gifts

'I understand the chap next door is keen on model trains.'

Tuareg discuss the merits of an 'O' gauge locomotive.

Model Building

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Raw Piano Bar

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'

"A man and his choo-choo."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Secular Cloisters

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

'Okay, which one of you guys just tooted?'

The little engine that could, but didn't feel like it

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

Model steam train pulls into a station

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

Spiro & Pusho in the fast food restaurant.

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

Replacement Bus Service

"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway

Small boy at a railway station says he requires a compartment to hisself because he has to smoke

Station sign: 'You actually live here?'

A hitman sitting next to a fishbowl with a model of a drowned man

Captain goes to hide in his secret lair...to play with his train set.

Oftrack - 'It's the body that deals with derailment complaints!'

Ship in a Bottle.

Train Spotter

Angry White Males.