Haunted Enthusiast Prints

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Ghost School.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Dead Funny

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Chiller Theatre

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A vampire in a canoe.

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

He looks so natural lying there...

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'