Haunt Enthusiast Gifts

Fortune teller with crystal ball and sign explaining calling plans to the 'other side'.

Ghost School.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Dead Funny

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Chiller Theatre

Night of the Zombonies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Astral Projection

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Zombies.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Solar Frankenstein

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.