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Haunted House Party.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Welcome Ghost.

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Date Night

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Don't go in there!!"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Stephen King

"Is there anybody there?"

Monster Realtor

Halloween Mobile

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

"Broom! Broom!"

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

Orange House of Horrors

Halloween in Bath

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'