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'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Ghost School.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Welcome Ghost.

Ghostship

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Redlaw and the Phantom

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Fairytale prince and princess

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"It's the battering classes"

Beware of the Dragon