Haunting Gifts

"You know, you wouldn't be blind if you would poke holes in your sheet."

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"It's over, Harry!"

IIt isn't so bad. I feel about how I used to after watching TV all day.'

"She acts like I don't even exist..."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

A boast of ghosts

'Of course, but it's very expensive, with all that organic food, renewable energy and 5 star health care and horrendous surcharges on sin.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'You seem to be in good spirits.'

"Come on, Tom ... get an afterlife, will you?"

"You CAN be an effective haunter - we just need to unlock your potential!"

"Too much gaudy. Not enough Ghoulie."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Spirits in the bottles

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Duck Hunt

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Out To Lurch

Ghost School.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Tallyho!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'