Haunting Harmonies Gifts

Sheet music.

'What a haunting melody.' 'Yes. It gives me the creeps, too.'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Out To Lurch

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Open House of Horrors

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Welcome Ghost.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

Angel playing music

"Is there anybody there?"

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Heart-shaped guitar

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

'It mostly scares the realtors.'

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'