Hellish Harmonizers Gifts

"Here's your wings and Stratocaster. . ."

French horn.

Violin family at Christmas

No Instruments Please

Angel playing music

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Trumpet and birds

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Lion Choir.

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Celestial reading lamp.

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

"I miss the days of folk music."

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

"Camping is in my blood! I harmonize with the humming of Mother Nature!"

Celestial Music

"Harps only? Down, please."

Harp tuner...

Feng Shui Department

'They were identical twins until Jim joined the army and John joined the Peace Corps.'

"As spokesman for Mary and the whole Joseph family, I've been asked to request you not 'parum pum pum pum' while the baby is sleeping."

"Dad, as the Balladeering Bermudezes, we should be able to express our own identity! All of us wearing the same costume just doesn't work!"

'What a haunting melody.' 'Yes. It gives me the creeps, too.'

The Beatitudes.

Peace.

Sheet music.