Holy Harmonizers Gifts

Celestial reading lamp.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

French horn.

Violin family at Christmas

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Angel playing music

Hanukkah tree

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

Nocturne

Remote work

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Trumpet and birds

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Sinead O'Connor.

Didgeridoos

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Carols

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

Romantic Music

Carolling

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Do we really need auto-tune.

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Musician

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'