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'What a haunting melody.' 'Yes. It gives me the creeps, too.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Out To Lurch

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Open House of Horrors

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

Welcome Ghost.

Angel playing music

"Your husband says BOO!"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Heart-shaped guitar

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"Is there anybody there?"

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

'It mostly scares the realtors.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Orange House of Horrors