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A Quartet of Witches

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Toadstools

"I was almost that last year."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Night of the Zombonies.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Zombies.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Open House of Horrors

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

The dark side of Halloween.