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A Quartet of Witches

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Toadstools

"I was almost that last year."

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Zombies.

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Open House of Horrors

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

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The dark side of Halloween.

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'